Via Text May 16 12:35


Ma: Nova says that we humans have less genes than an ear of corn..... That explains SO much!
Me: Hmmm
Ma: Next time a driver frustrates you, just remind yourself they have fewer genes than an ear of corn...
Me: Does that also apply to Ari and Professors?
Ma: Absolutely.
Me: Excellent. Does that also excuse me from getting bad grades?
Ma: No.
12:45 pm, by alloftheextremes
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