Ma: Hey, the cute Apprentice chef guy is hosting Miss USA....
Ma: He needs to stay on one show
Me: Um, Bobby Flay is so much worse.
Ma: It confuses me.
Ma: Johnny Weir is a judge
Ma: Did you go to Planet Hollywood in Vegas?
Me: (blank)
Me: Will you PLEASE put more than one thought in each text so that I don't get a new one every time I am trying to answer the first one?
Ma: Not
Ma: Bobby
Ma: Flay
Ma: The blonde Aussie guy....
Me: I know.......
Ma: Is
Ma: That
Ma: Better
Ma: ?
Me: Thats it. This one is going on the blog.
Ma: Ahahahahahahahahahahahahahaha!
I shouldn't have provoked that but it has just been too annoying.
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