Ma: THE RACOON KILLED ONE OF THE PT GOSLINGS!
Me: Nom nom?
Ma: No, dead dead!
Me: No, I mean did it eat it?
Ma: I did not ask for the gory details. "That racoon killed one of the babies" was sufficient.
Me: ha
Ma: Nature is the devil.
Notes
My mother is a fifth grade LD teacher and otherwise quite strange and overly-dramatic. She likes to send me texts about her day-to-day. There are a few other people in here too. I know you will get a good laugh at at least one of them. Enjoy.
Ma: THE RACOON KILLED ONE OF THE PT GOSLINGS!
Me: Nom nom?
Ma: No, dead dead!
Me: No, I mean did it eat it?
Ma: I did not ask for the gory details. "That racoon killed one of the babies" was sufficient.
Me: ha
Ma: Nature is the devil.
