Ma: Are you ready for the Rapture tomorrow? What are you going to wear??
Me: Something slutty.
Ma: Perfect!
Me: I thought so. How about you?
Ma: [You're supposed to put out a pair of shoes on the sidewalk so people will think you got sucked up!]
Ma: I can't decide....
Me: Yeah a whole stretch of clothes ha
Ma: Pajama jeans or a bathing suit?
Me: Um... either I suppose.
Ma: With crocs of course....
Me: Naturally.
Ma: If I wear a bathing suit, I'm ready for the Ring of Fire OR the bright sun of Heaven...
Me: Oh man you're right. Now I wish I had one too....
Ma: There's still time to run to Kohls... I wonder what time zone God is using???
Me: Probably GMT.
Ma: Do you think he's a morning person? Bc I want to have one more All American Slam at Denny's....
Me: Well, if he is on GMT then really you only have until about 6PM today.
Ma: Okay thats wrong because its tomorrow.
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