Text. Sunday May 15th 11:24


Uma: Accidentally shaved my eyebrow. Debating how to recover from this with dignity.
Me: ........... Explain? Go into theater? Become Stan Sitwell?
Uma: Uh so I shaved the other one more than the original and now I have to correct the other one. I will update you later.
Me: I like you. Good luck. Send a picture if you need a fresh pair of eyes to check...
Uma: Oy vey.
08:13 pm, by alloftheextremes