Ma: I am worried for your mortal soul.
Me: I haven't done anything....
Ma: Leviticus 19:28
Ma: Please repent!
Me: I don't think I have that book in the bible I bought for class.
Ma: Yet another reason for me to fear for your soul. Thanks.
Me: Sorry?
Ma: "do not put tattoo marks on yourselves. For I am the LORD"
Me: That doesn't really strike much fear. That might even fall below ' don't do that because I said so'
Ma: Wow. I will pray for you.
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