Me: Tumblr makes time pass so quickly...
Ma: You know thats what alcoholics say about booze right?
Notes
My mother is a fifth grade LD teacher and otherwise quite strange and overly-dramatic. She likes to send me texts about her day-to-day. There are a few other people in here too. I know you will get a good laugh at at least one of them. Enjoy.
Me: Tumblr makes time pass so quickly...
Ma: You know thats what alcoholics say about booze right?
