My ma is watching Tool Academy and I am trying to explain their behavior and the premise of the show.
Ma: All they do is fight!
Me: Yeah. They're tools.
Ma: And they all get so mad when somebody calls them a name.
Ma: And they must spend so much time on their hair!!
Me: Yeah Ma, they're TOOLS.
Ma: You'd think they'd want to get booted off this show on purpose. Its SO.BAD.
Ma: Oh you gotta have a made-up name apparently...
Me: Yeah they don't share their real names until they leave.
Ma: Oh my god.. IS THIS VH1?...
Me: It says in the corner...
Ma: No its MTV2.... They're horrible.
Ma: Wait, who is that girl?
Me: Its "Playa Pimpin' "'s Girlfriend.
Ma: WHAT?? HAHAHA Maybe I really won't put my glasses on...
(a few minutes pass by...)
Ma: Hey! This show has tools too!
(Ma has flipped through to Handy Manny)
Me: You need to get out of the house.
Ma: I KNOW!
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