Ma: the kids got me a gift basket- WITH A SNUGGY! Ahahahahaha!
Me: Oh my god. Now you can wear it until February!
Ma: Hahahahahahaha!
Ma: It'll fit if you want to borrow it!
Me: Naw, it was meant for you. Besides, I would not want to take away the thing that will remind you of your students while you are gone....
Ma: (no response sent)
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