Ma: Oh- I forgot to tell you - today, space cadet drama king Earis- he went AWOL… I found him down around the corner entertaining some kids b/c when he SHAVED this morning he FORGOT to put on his aftershave-
Ma: So he was doing it loudly & dramtically in front of everyone -& when I broke up the show, he’d already used up half a bottle
Ma: Of OFF gel bug repelant.
Me: Um…..
Ma: Midway through the morning kids were starting to cough and gag -
Ma: The nurse had to spray him off from the waist up…
Ma: Hosed him down.
Me: hahahaha I don’t like that lady at all.
Ma: So he was mad - called me and the nurse racist because we weren’t hosing down maurice or jo-el.
Ma: We had to point out that not only did Maurice and Jo-el NOT coat themselves with OFF - they were the same color as HE WAS.
Me: Hahahahahahahaha
Ma: So then he said “Well then you’re SELECTIVE racists!”
Me: ……. How could a fifth grader use the word selective correctly and still mis-label racism ?...
Ma: Sigh.
Ma: And Heather was testing one of the autistic kids, he hugged her, & copped a feel of her left breast - wouldn’t let go until she whacked his hand with a stapler.
Ma: So always carry a stapler with you!
Me: Oh jeez… Hope the stapler was clean…
Ma: Stapler was clean. His hand wasn’t - he had it down the front of his pants almost the whole time.
Me: WOAH.
Ma: But she just got a breast job over the summer, so she was kind of complimented…
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