Ma: Ok, wacked-out kid alert!
Ma: Kid is in Art. He always carries around this stapler...
Me: Oh jeez....
Ma: So he's playing w/the stapler & my Assist asks him for it. He begs her not to take it. She can't take it - just let him set it on the table & leave it there.
Ma: Ok. So when she next looks over at him, he's petting it.
Ma: Like a cat.
Me: Uh.....
Ma: Over & over again.
Ma: So then HD picks up his scissors, & he has the stapler and the scissors "walking" together across the table. And he's like having them talk to each other...
Me: Mkay...
Ma: So my Assist goes back & asks him for them. He refuses. "They'd like to be ALONE!"
Me: !
Ma: She gets distracted by another whackky kid- who has climbed up on the table & is dancing to "Thriller"...
Me: Hahaha
Ma: So she turns back to Stapler Boy, he has turned the stapler over/upside down, & laid the scissors on top of it, & he's entertaining that side of the room by having the stapler & the scissors have sex.
Me: [blank stare...]
Ma: So it just proves what I've always said: Cable tv is the Devil.
