Me: So Jayson may get his job back at the post office.
Ma: Thats good ‘cause they go postal.
Me: (Much longer silence than usual)
Ma: HELLO?!?!??
Notes
My mother is a fifth grade LD teacher and otherwise quite strange and overly-dramatic. She likes to send me texts about her day-to-day. There are a few other people in here too. I know you will get a good laugh at at least one of them. Enjoy.
