Ma: hey! Nobel Prize winners get $1.4 million! I'm going to get me one of those!!
Me: Oh yeah?
Ma: I wonder if they have an app online...
Notes
My mother is a fifth grade LD teacher and otherwise quite strange and overly-dramatic. She likes to send me texts about her day-to-day. There are a few other people in here too. I know you will get a good laugh at at least one of them. Enjoy.
Ma: hey! Nobel Prize winners get $1.4 million! I'm going to get me one of those!!
Me: Oh yeah?
Ma: I wonder if they have an app online...
