Ma: Ishmael just asked me why when Columbus had 1 ship wrecked, he didn't just call the queen on his cell phone.
Me: Did you tell him the ocean is a dead zone?
Ma: Ahahahahahaha!!!
Notes
My mother is a fifth grade LD teacher and otherwise quite strange and overly-dramatic. She likes to send me texts about her day-to-day. There are a few other people in here too. I know you will get a good laugh at at least one of them. Enjoy.
Ma: Ishmael just asked me why when Columbus had 1 ship wrecked, he didn't just call the queen on his cell phone.
Me: Did you tell him the ocean is a dead zone?
Ma: Ahahahahahaha!!!
