Ma: What the heck is a Domo?
Me: In what context?
Ma: In the context of it looks like a brownie w/arms & legs. All over 7-11...
Me: Go to urbandictionary.com and look it up.
Ma: Its not DIRTY!
Me: It doesn't have to be.
Me: Huh? Why are you at 7 11?
Ma: It's really white hen.
Me: .....What?? Do you know where you are? Where are your glasses?
Ma: HEY.
Me: Just checking...
Ma: Check your email.
Ma: So. There.
Me: How did that tell me off?
Ma: I ain't hallucinating! I know a Domi when I see 300 of them!
( http: //en.m.wikipedia.org/wiki/Domo_(NHK)?wasRedirected=true )
Me: That thing is weird.
Ma: I have my finger on the pulse of what's happ'nin!!
Me: Oh god... You sure have your hands on somethin...
Ma: Don't you LOVE Fuji water??
Ma: Fiji??
Me: What now?
Ma: The water in the squarish bottles??
Ma: It's the BEST.
Me: Why? Why did you pick that one above the others?
Ma: The bottle was cute - duh! But really, it IS the best
Ma: Have you tried it????
Ma: It has silica in it - it is SLIPPERY - weird, but great!
Ma: Hey - 1 of my kids stabbed another kid in the palm with a pencil today - the kid said something about his Momma's booty....
Me: Smart.
Ma: Dear God...
Me: Well I don't know what to say to that sort of thing anymore.
Ma: Who does?
Ma: I blame it on crack!
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