Ma: Omg! Miley's parents are breaking up b/c her mom is having/did have an affair with BRETT MICHAELS!
Me: Ick. How did they even meet.
Ma: Don't tell the non-conjoined twins!!
Ma: He seems very likable - but he's STILL a man whore...
Me: He's likable. I'd hang out with him.
Ma: You don't have enough tats to hang out with him.
Ma: I hope.
Me: This one is going on the blog.
Ma: Sigh.
